8/14/2016

Guy: This cup is filled with toxic acidic acid I demand a refund!!  Barista: Sir that is a cup of black coffee 

Guy: This cup is filled with toxic acidic acid I demand a refund!!

Barista: Sir that is a cup of black coffee 

Cop: Ma'am you were doing 80 in a 35 zone  Lady: I was on my way to the favorite lunch spot  Cop: I'll drive 

Cop: Ma'am you were doing 80 in a 35 zone

Lady: I was on my way to the favorite lunch spot

Cop: I'll drive 

8/13/2016

Ate my favorite type of bagel (plain) this morning, this is surreal. 

Ate my favorite type of bagel (plain) this morning, this is surreal. 

Dad got a free trip to Satanic Murder Island.. Anyone tell me WHY this place is so unpopular?

Dad got a free trip to Satanic Murder Island.. Anyone tell me WHY this place is so unpopular?

8/12/2016

lmao my 2 month old was hungry and I forgot to buy him formula because uh gross lmao

lmao my 2 month old was hungry and I forgot to buy him formula because uh gross lmao

Need a solid weed dealer for my nephew. What is everyone's experience with Spanky McDanky?

Need a solid weed dealer for my nephew. What is everyone's experience with Spanky McDanky?

8/11/2016

So proud of Tiff for lying to her calc professor for free food, thatta girl

So proud of Tiff for lying to her calc professor for free food, thatta girl

Dollar Tree is slashing their prices on all plastic bins and paper clips. 50 cents! Just mention "Facebook" and wink at checkout and you'll be setting the tar down on easy street. 

Dollar Tree is slashing their prices on all plastic bins and paper clips. 50 cents! Just mention "Facebook" and wink at checkout and you'll be setting the tar down on easy street. 

8/10/2016

Bahaha I just held up the liquor store ugh so pathetic 

Bahaha I just held up the liquor store ugh so pathetic 

I refuse to donate unless I can get it all done in one place for convenience. Very inconsiderate of the poor otherwise. 

I refuse to donate unless I can get it all done in one place for convenience. Very inconsiderate of the poor otherwise.