Guy: This cup is filled with toxic acidic acid I demand a refund!!  Barista: Sir that is a cup of black coffee 

Guy: This cup is filled with toxic acidic acid I demand a refund!!

Barista: Sir that is a cup of black coffee 

Cop: Ma'am you were doing 80 in a 35 zone  Lady: I was on my way to the favorite lunch spot  Cop: I'll drive 

Cop: Ma'am you were doing 80 in a 35 zone

Lady: I was on my way to the favorite lunch spot

Cop: I'll drive