Ugh murder charges. Lawyer told me there's nothing she can do for me lol
House still needs doors installed. Anyone pleased with their door specialists? Got too many raccoons in the foyer.
Twitter is now on life support but will remain a vegetable for the rest of its life lol
Doctor told me I need to speak my mind more often. I think I'll get a salad for lunch!!! Last night's "Housewives" was very good!!! I'm going to get more Diet Coke!!!
Jesus my mom had me hold a tourniquet up to my shattered ankle and it didn't even bleed for that long before I blacked out
Everyone please be safe and consider rolling on Molly on their drive home, the cops will never know.
Hurricane Katrina thinks she's hot shit but she is not fucking cute.
Need a public transport system but refuse to pay for busses, trains, taxis, or ferries thank you.
I don't know if I died and went to hell or if this is just adulthood. Welcome to reality, self.
Cars keep driving on our road, can anyone explain?