Forgot to manually breathe again and swallow lol oops guess I'm brain damaged nowww
Looking for a surrogate mother for our unborn embryo, any moms out there who aren't complete drama queens about custody? Having such a struggle!!
So sick of walking around the methadone clinic on 8th Ave only to get drug offers left and right!!
Need help finding a GOOD all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet with a GOOD cocktail sauce selection. Not willing to relocate.
Excuse me? You'd be "happy" in this marketing position? How dare you LEAD BUZZFEED ON this interview is OVER!!
Was curious about the history of Shop Rite, assume there's Mr. Shop Rite and his Shop Rite wife and babies down the line?
Scrubbing up and I'm already waiting for the "but my white blood cells are multiplying rapidly" excuse from my patients this week
Found a corpse in my Accord this morning. Hoping this Gram filter will help the cops ID the body faster
Really wish there was a part of the week dedicated to relaxing and recovery smh