7/30/2016

Don't even get me started on that got damn Christmas season in this bitch because it's jolly asf ..

Folks this is real, the backyard transformed into an Arctic tundra right before my eyes. Didn't get a picture but please find this reference. Was a good 5-10 degrees. Much colder than the summer warmth usually in my yard. 

7/29/2016

Working in a septic tank is tough but don't let that fool you, the world is full of literal shit and I know you wish you didn't know but now you do

"Honey they're back"

"They?"

"They're doing work to the old Pathmark"

"Our saviors won't let us down this time"

(They embrace)

7/28/2016

Yesterday was Wodnesday but I don't think it counts because that's not a real day :(

Tragic news continues out of Banana Republic as the 40 mannequins who ran away from home are still MIA

7/27/2016

Ironing my favorite disgusting sweater in hopes that it appears clean. Why would I was it first? It just has to APPEAR clean. 

Got 40 acres of rain forest I need gutted if anyone wants to make this a monthly thing. 

7/26/2016

@RAZ0RFIST Still waiting to hear back from the Crypt Keeper as he always knows how to make me feel a-okay. 

Yesterday Redhill Rd was open. Day before then too. Today it's not. Thanks a lot Liberals.