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This reminds me of the one time I was flying from NYC to LA and someone screamed "there's a bomb on this plane" and my first instinct was to point at myself and mouth "me?" lol I'm so silly.

This reminds me of the one time I was flying from NYC to LA and someone screamed "there's a bomb on this plane" and my first instinct was to point at myself and mouth "me?" lol I'm so silly.

Men are simple beings that literally cannot comprehend emotions. I need to surround myself with robots ASAP. This morning I just walked into Third Ave because the stop light confused me too much. Bless.    

Men are simple beings that literally cannot comprehend emotions. I need to surround myself with robots ASAP. This morning I just walked into Third Ave because the stop light confused me too much. Bless. 

 

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Looking for a high-rated welding tech school for my 3 month old niece, thanks :)

Looking for a high-rated welding tech school for my 3 month old niece, thanks :)

It dawned on me today when I looked down and saw the Starbucks in my hand. I was genuinely enjoying the Vanilla Bean Frap and the fact that my name was written on it. It was lunch break. I am so ashamed. Goodbye forever.

It dawned on me today when I looked down and saw the Starbucks in my hand. I was genuinely enjoying the Vanilla Bean Frap and the fact that my name was written on it. It was lunch break. I am so ashamed. Goodbye forever.