WHY DO FLIES THINK ITS OKAY TO FUCK WITH MY GARBAGE PILES????
Heart attack this morning, they say it's gonna be a long healing process. Guess I'm pulling the life support out!
It's so boring being paralyzed from the neck down and being immobile
Got a nasty cut on my forehead and dirt keeps getting in it. No matter how much I avoid the dirt.help.
Finally went to a funeral and omg it was so fucking sad
"Hello I refuse to pay this dinner bill"
"Sir you have to pay for your Wild Wings"
"I live in a house that's on the slab"
"My apologies sir I didn't realize you were royalty"
Okay im waking up
Interested in trying coffee from Jansen & Son's soon. I know everyone shops there, what's the very best creamer to use?
It's #Ramadan and I work with a bunch of Catholics... I hope I don't get called a Muslim just for celebrating a holiday... (I will)
Who else feels worthless? I know it's not just me!