Ate an entire cheesecake I haven't had in a while, now I'm sitting on the toilet listening to rain and indigestion. perfect :D

Ate an entire cheesecake I haven't had in a while, now I'm sitting on the toilet listening to rain and indigestion. perfect :D

If you support drunk driving, I hear TGI Friday's has a big fat parking lot for your death mobile. If you don't, take the kids to a park. What do you mean you don't have kids? Take them outside and PLAY! Happy Father's Day to every single male in this town! You're all fathers!

If you support drunk driving, I hear TGI Friday's has a big fat parking lot for your death mobile. If you don't, take the kids to a park. What do you mean you don't have kids? Take them outside and PLAY! Happy Father's Day to every single male in this town! You're all fathers!