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Hey as long as you can forgive someone within 5 seconds of them wronging you then you're in the clear. Yes even if she's still in bed with him! #HumpDayWisdomWednesday

Hey as long as you can forgive someone within 5 seconds of them wronging you then you're in the clear. Yes even if she's still in bed with him! #HumpDayWisdomWednesday

Today is June 1st. Leave your stage 4 cancer in May. Have a positive mindset and just be better NOW! #BestLifeCoach

Today is June 1st. Leave your stage 4 cancer in May. Have a positive mindset and just be better NOW! #BestLifeCoach

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Just want to give a CRAZY LOUD THANKS to every person who suggested Philips brand stool softener for 6 day irregularity. I got some for a party this weekend and it was well worth the money (the money that I paid, for the record)... all medium sized BMs. Farts were pleasant too! Highly highly suggest!

Just want to give a CRAZY LOUD THANKS to every person who suggested Philips brand stool softener for 6 day irregularity. I got some for a party this weekend and it was well worth the money (the money that I paid, for the record)... all medium sized BMs. Farts were pleasant too! Highly highly suggest!

Attention to all the people who are reading this. Please do not use my toothbrush and tell my family or anyone in the universe that I believe in sharing toothbrushes, we give eachother oral hygene advice for x amount of years, had scheduled cleanings (while we never actually scheduled them) and even worse, trying to make the fake stories out of it in order to get even more oral hygene advice, water picks, mouthwash, floss, braces, or whatever.  And to the people of the universe, you know I don't have that many teeth except the ones that are hanging from my gums (those are my actual teeth). I'm just not impressed and will not appreciate these teeth liars. Cavities on you! 

Attention to all the people who are reading this. Please do not use my toothbrush and tell my family or anyone in the universe that I believe in sharing toothbrushes, we give eachother oral hygene advice for x amount of years, had scheduled cleanings (while we never actually scheduled them) and even worse, trying to make the fake stories out of it in order to get even more oral hygene advice, water picks, mouthwash, floss, braces, or whatever.

And to the people of the universe, you know I don't have that many teeth except the ones that are hanging from my gums (those are my actual teeth). I'm just not impressed and will not appreciate these teeth liars. Cavities on you!