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"Arsenal just announced Xhaka will wear the no 29 jersey"  "Tim we're at my uncle's funeral for fuck sake"

"Arsenal just announced Xhaka will wear the no 29 jersey"

"Tim we're at my uncle's funeral for fuck sake"

Excuse me but you're telling me I have to pay income taxes on both my wedding day AND the premiere day of The Muppets vs. Donald Trump?? Fuck I hate my life.

Excuse me but you're telling me I have to pay income taxes on both my wedding day AND the premiere day of The Muppets vs. Donald Trump?? Fuck I hate my life.

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Give birth to your newborn is my Middletown home, $10hr! Years of babies and proud parents served right in my shabby chic foyer

Give birth to your newborn is my Middletown home, $10hr! Years of babies and proud parents served right in my shabby chic foyer

UNBELIEVABLE: Wild animal enjoys food. Tune in at 11 for Obvious News Local Edition

UNBELIEVABLE: Wild animal enjoys food. Tune in at 11 for Obvious News Local Edition