6/25/2016

The wedding reception is about to be a cluster bc of the electric slide

The wedding reception is about to be a cluster bc of the electric slide

Lookin for an exorcist. Any help would be great.   

Lookin for an exorcist. Any help would be great.   

6/24/2016

I luv being an 18 month old Bc diapers :)

I luv being an 18 month old Bc diapers :)

Who knows a good place to buy Chanel products and motor oil....don't tell me what I don't wanna hear....thanks! happy 5th!

Who knows a good place to buy Chanel products and motor oil....don't tell me what I don't wanna hear....thanks! happy 5th!

6/23/2016

Donuts are my LEAST favorite food, but Krispy Kreme is pretty good. 

Donuts are my LEAST favorite food, but Krispy Kreme is pretty good. 

Hello we are new to the fallout shelter. Interested in joining a faction, but we aren't sure which one will create the strongest uprising. Any recommendations?

Hello we are new to the fallout shelter. Interested in joining a faction, but we aren't sure which one will create the strongest uprising. Any recommendations?

6/22/2016

Hey guys I'm an architect looking for undiscovered bones/civilizations if you know of any, no style preferred

Hey guys I'm an architect looking for undiscovered bones/civilizations if you know of any, no style preferred

PEOPLE why must we set up Christmas lights?? My 2 year old thinks homes are on fire and my dogs are shaking like CRAZY. TYIA

PEOPLE why must we set up Christmas lights?? My 2 year old thinks homes are on fire and my dogs are shaking like CRAZY. TYIA

6/21/2016

Been blasting the sound of white noise while sticking my face up against a functioning microwave for an hour now; this night is crazy

Been blasting the sound of white noise while sticking my face up against a functioning microwave for an hour now; this night is crazy

Found a few teenagers hanging out in the street at 10am. Doesn't look good, who can I call about euthanizing these little scamps? Picture of teens can be found on Snapchat. 

Found a few teenagers hanging out in the street at 10am. Doesn't look good, who can I call about euthanizing these little scamps? Picture of teens can be found on Snapchat.