Well I WAS gonna plan a road trip to Saturn but then I walked home and looked up at the sky's meteor shower/stars HAHAHAHA NEVERMIND #earth
ER or walk-in for eppy pen?? (please hurry)
Literally nothing worse than coffee with cream when you ask for 2%. Thanks Perkins.
Home invasion really? Hey robbers in my dining room....knock it off.
Ate an entire cheesecake I haven't had in a while, now I'm sitting on the toilet listening to rain and indigestion. perfect :D
If you support drunk driving, I hear TGI Friday's has a big fat parking lot for your death mobile. If you don't, take the kids to a park. What do you mean you don't have kids? Take them outside and PLAY! Happy Father's Day to every single male in this town! You're all fathers!
Bench pressed a living, breathing hippopotamus tonight, hoping it knocks me out :)
"Kids, for show and tell today we're going to go out to the parking lot and admire Miss Sydney's Lexus"
"Miss Sydney, my mom says you're the victim of a pyramid scheme"
"Greg, tell your mother that the only shiny white trophy she'll ever know is her own reflection in a glass of chardonnay"
Don't worry, be happy!!
Wanna thank everyone for their support via Facebook as Mikey has just accepted a full scholarship to Pigdog Surf Academy where he will be focusing on Waves with a minor in Puppy Bacon