Who said "mass hysteria" would be a funny good time?? Hello
I'm looking for a catering service that specializes in flies, crickets, and heat lamps ;)
I just want to give a shout out to the talented Chipotle workers, and for all the women out there making my badass margaritas! #ThankfulThursday
Trying to get a handjob
They are discussing #RochelleRochelle on Seinfeld right now. A film. In a TV show. #WhatAWorld
Jeez is my face red! I just adopted 70 iguanas and we are desperately looking for a desert for the iguanas to live in full time. It would have to be close to New Jersey because I can't take my iguanas on the plane (remember, they're iguanas). We already turned down 2 NYC boros and the Botanical Gardens all said "get out before I call Animal Control". Any other advice? Thx!
When you're in a hospital so packed you're literally holding in your entrails and can't see anything, you know it's gonna be good. #YikesMyLiver #ZikaRising
So sick of you people complaining about government surveillance!! This world is growing, there are going to be eyes on all of us, people! Things never stay the same, four legs good but two legs are BETTER! So stop fighting every single change and open your lives to big brother! I get that privacy and human decency used to be a thing, but it isn't anymore, it's gone and 1984 is a beautiful reality we live in!
Very very angry at the #NickelodeonKidsChoiceAwards because they've been ignoring the #FanFiction I've been writing about Danny Tamberelli and #KenanThompson says for me to stop. Well let's see how they enjoy my latest manuscript.
Hey Facebook, looking to get into a cult this time of year. I'm home from college, and I have a car and lots of time and blood to spill for a good cause. I graduated BCC in 2011 and I am very hardworking and also a virgin. Thanks.